1. you walk your umbrella-less classmate home to tilt your karma balance slightly to heaven.
2. you smile at the guy on a bike who nearly razed you to the sidewalk because he was almost hit by an opening umbrella.
3. you look at the detergent bottles wondering which would look best as an urn.
4. you go on and buy 3 Maggi Hot Cups hoping that everything other people say about instant noodles is true.
5. you wonder if you should burn down the bloody trees that grow right smack in the middle of the sidewalk.
6. you wonder what would happen if you gave the mak guard zerr fingerr.
7. you let the lizard live because you don't want to meet it in heaven (or hell)
8. you drink water straight from the tap.
9. you sit on the balcony and wish you were higher up.
10. you make up another just so you can get a nice round number.
indeed, facilitating death has never been easier.
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OK, are you trying to make moi feel bad or something...
...cos I was busy telling everybody I felt like dying the other day.
By the way, I've done 4, 8, and 9. Still pretty much alive and kicking.
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