Self-experimentation is a beautiful thing. One can control most of the variables, observe the results and even stumble upon unintended effects. Such is its beauty.
What would happen if I take only instant noodles for dinner?
Monday and Tuesday went fine, but on Wednesday, I had a blocked nose and an inflamed throat. Classic flu. Gah. It's either Kelvin because he was sneezing or Shahril because he was very sick but his symptoms are different from mine But I know one thing - my roommate definitely got it from me :D
It's hard to see if the flu was caused by my diet. Because you have people who eat a balanced meal falling sick too. And because flu has almost nothing to do with one's diet - it is a viral infection. Damn.
And so this time is a failure. The variables are simply no longer under my control. It would be unfair to blame any adverse effects: dizziness, throat inflammation and fatigue to instant noodles alone. Damn.
I'll restart the experiment once I recover.
I can sense my dear roommate plotting to dump my Maggi down the rubbish chute. She's been on my case since Monday. One of the main reasons why I blatantly eat in front of her is because of that priceless look of supreme frustration and helplessness on her face. It shows me that someone actually cares :) twisted, I know.
I hope I get better faster than her, cause then I can tell her that Maggi boosts the immune system.
This post is evil.
Amy will kill me if she sees this
IF
Do I care?
No.
*evil laughter*
So....
Who wants to be my next roommate?
3 comments:
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I Have nothing to say.
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though you might wanna say goodbye to the rest of your provisions.
It's the HAWAIIAN VIRUS you caught, not the MAGGI MEE BACTERIUM. HV affects people living in Hawaii. Check. HV affects people in close proximity to one another. Check.
If I become your next roommate, you can experiment with all these:
-Do piles of unwashed clothes cause sickness, disease and pestilence? Especially if stuffed into cupboards, strewn on beds, and left lying around on floors?
-Do rotten mangoes left out by the kitchen sink pollute the water source for the entire apartment?
-Do books lying haphazardly around the room cause deadly debilitation?
Wanna try?
*woops*
busted by roommate :D
to charis, i know the answer to all 3 already :)
1. does not cause pestilence but may prove to be hazardous when walking around in the morning
2. nobody really notices (until it is too late)
3. refer to 1
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