memphis is

not as great as Austin. Which is putting it mildly, of course. I still can't get used to the utter lameness of the jokes my new classmates can spew. Well, not all of them, but definitely one of them. He's one of those people you hate immediately. Sorry asshole doesn't even know his jokes are freakin lame. He's the only one laughing when he cracks his 'jokes'. I swear I looked around. One thing I find ironic is that he was the first one to protest when Quraish suggested we should ban dumb jokes from our presentations. Said we wouldn't know if they were dumb or not. Well, Mister Lame Sense of Humour, I got news for you: Listen and Fucking Learn. Until you develop at least a rudimentary sense of humour, I shall not deign to even speak to you.

And my class rep is useless. Late, lazy, disorganized, inconsiderate, demanding. He makes his friends go do the work for him. I thought class reps do the work themselves. Blind jerk doesn't see his classmates waiting outside the classroom every morning cuz the door is locked, so he strolls in with the key at 8.01. I told him to ask for a duplicate key, fella says he would still need the card. Fucking duplicate the card, then?! Kestupidan yang tidak terkata. Feel like, in Chan's words but in a different situation, "rubbing his face against the wall until it bleeeeeeeeds". I miss KayJay :(

Believe it or not, the girl sitting next to me said I was quiet. Well of course I'm quiet. What am I supposed to do when confronted with people who're so bloody 'correct'? Groan, roll my eyes and start talking about how homosexuality can actually bring about intellectually challenging conversations? What am I supposed to do when someone comes up front and says Tun Mahathir is a "great leader" because he "ruled fairly and peacefully"? Hit the table and beg you to read news online? Not yet, not yet.

Gah. Just my luck for getting stuck with Manufactured Malaysians. Everything the education system wants. Nothing more. I just hope they evolve a bit. There is more to life than trying not to offend anyone. You offend me when you do that. So start offending.

A quick comment on lecturers. No names, but nicknames like Disgruntled Old Woman, DeadFish and DumbAss should tell the story already ;)

I better be careful. I might not come out of Memphis the same person. I refuse to be an unfunny politically correct unimaginative asshole.

I shall strive to preserve suiyingness.

*insert appropriate emoticon*