i woke up today thinking someone was mining me for oil. there was this humoungous ear-splitting drilling noise that vibrated my cranium so badly, i had to hold my head in case my brains fell out. it was my bloody neighbour and his &*^@*$%*^$%^$@* renovations. garrrrhhhh. why must he renovate NOW?! when i am home? damn kanasai, i tell you. i still remember during pmr the neighbour on the right was banging and banging and banging on the walls and floors and ceilings and whatever he can get his hands to bang on. pmr! and i haven't finished reading my stupid kh! and then! during spm! the fella on the left started banging too! but he also sawed and drilled and scraped and whatever that weird noise between the drilling and the sawing was. that time i started to think they did it on purpose to annoy me. how to remember about bloody aryans when the noise keep trying to puncture your eardrum?! and now! when my brothers have upsr and pmr SIMULTANEOUSLY you don't want to renovate. where is the justice?! why can those buggers have peace when i can't? you just screwing with me, right? the moment i come back, you start your stupid renovation. when i need peace and quiet, you start to ketuk here, ketuk there, drill here, drill there.
oh gosh now you're shifting furniture. and i remember that noise from pmr! that noise! i don't know what you're doing, but cut it out! dammit! it's like you're giving birth to an alien. an alien spaceship, to be exact.
why. can't. you. stop. it.
curse you and your selfish ass! one day! on the day when you need peace and quiet! on the day before the most important badass exam of your life, i will hire the biggest and the baddest asshole contractor i can find! and i will RENOVATE. i will renovate my bloody house. i will ask them to retile my whole house. and cut the tiles right here. and i will also ask them to rewire the whole place so that they will need to bang on walls. a lot of walls. and i will ask them to drill whatever it is that can be drilled. i will ask them to give birth to the Mother of all alien spaceships. and the Father as well. and when i move the furniture, i will draaaaaag them.
cut! it! out!
gaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh.
well. at least my dad is taking us on an escape to the camerons or someplace. i don't care where. as long as it's far away from this hellhole. i just hope we get started soon. the stuuuuuuuuuuupid drilling is starting again. i want to be deaf.
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no need to spend money to annoy your neighbour. just throw a real good party, invite ejane (make sure of that), tell her a joke, and when she laughs and all the party people laugh along, its more than enough to make those nice people pull their hair off.
I understand.... There were once a massive drilling in front of my house, which took about a week. =.="
Try relaxing in Cameron lo, and why don't you fill in your ears with cotton wools? :P
And i totally agree with eejane! Come! Throw the loudest party you can get in Taiping! LOL!
oooh. fantastic idea! it's more irritating than renovations!
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wow!
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