forgive me. insomnia.

Ah.

This story has shown me that there are bigger problems in this world than my own.

Thank you, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. For making me LOL at five in the morning.

And thank you, Louisa and Charis for introducing me to the inconceivable inventions Mary Sue and Gary Stu.

Edit: This write-up by Encyclopaedia Dramatica had Amy and me laughing in tears. Louisa, you are not alone. Many thought she was a troll too! Apparently Charis read it when she came visiting 7 hours ago, but I was sleeping. Damn.