Wednesday, November 11

ideas

I miss doing stupid stuff. The best 'stupid sessions' happen spontaneously, but sometimes, awesomeness can be achieved with detailed planning. Which reminds me. I need to reinvigorate StopMotionCamwhoring (or SMC for short. extra funny for me because it is also high school acronym). I have lost all pictures in the reformatting fire.. The Archives of The Battle for Buns is no more.

Guys! Check this out!

[Scotty] After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
[Scotty] And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
[Scotty] And she scanned them.
[Scotty] And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
[Scotty] He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."
[Scotty] So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
[Scotty] Oh my fucking God
[Scotty] Until the day I die
[Scotty] I will never forget that lady's face.

I want to see the look on that lady's face! Go get me a video!
Credits to this site which I spend an unhealthy amount of time in.

I have another idea involving the exploitation of Wei Jie and Louisa's apparent chemistry which makes everyone on earth think that they're madly in love with each other... We wait till the library is buzzing with people, then we station Wei Jie and Louisa on opposite ends of the library entrance. They will clap eyes on each other, freeze, and stare at each other for ten seconds. Then, they will run with arms outstretched at each other. We shall braid Louisa's hair with daisies and make Wei Jie wear a shirt that flaps like a man. When they collide with one another, Wei Jie will do that lifting up and spinning Louisa around thing. And then, they will shake hands, and carry on as if the Bollywood episode never happened.

Of course, we'll have to get Louisa's permission first. Wei Jie sure agree wan. Oooooh it would look so good in stop motion.

But, for now, I guess I'll just stop motion my brother drooling in his sleep.

Oh. Shoutout. I need your help, dear readers. Application-time again! And this time, I have the whole America to choose from :) If you are, or have been impressed with any university, at any point in your life, please contact me and we can hang out into the early morn. E-mail and MSN : suiying[at]live[dot]com[dot]my. Be warned. I have a talent for sounding stand-offish even when I don't intend to.

And now, I will go forth and watch more cartoons.

6 comments:

Charis said...

NO BUNS AAUUGH!

Lueza said...

We can do the Bollywood thing on the last day of Summer sem when I don't have to see anyone else ever again after that.

suiying said...

Charis, please tell me you has it...
Yay Lueza!

Wei Jie said...

How do you know that I will sure agree wan?

Ok, maybe I don't mind a little scandal. But it would be funner if I get the spin instead. Oh wait, I'll faint.

Charis said...

I has it. I has it. >:|

Charis said...

And if you do the Bollywood thing I wants videos of it.