It's all in Hokkien. I shall translate as best as I can.
Boy, what do you want to drink?
*resigned sigh*
These things never cease to happen, eh? We are who we are...
Teh tarik, please.
Dude shuffles off while shouting my order. I wait. 3 minutes later, he comes back with my tea.
Thank you, uncle
(See, I can be polite when I want to. Wanted to call him Auntie.)
Welcome. So, where are your parents?
(Feeling a bit suspicious since I know he doesn't know me nor my parents)
My dad's driving my mum to work.
Ah.. School holiday started?
Erm.. Yeah.
So, enjoying your holiday?
*thinks back to SAT2 but suddenly remembers the 5 episodes of House last night*
Yeahh..
Well, you deserve a break after all the studying.
Er. Yeah.
So, how was your PMR?
...
What. The. Eff! PMR?!
He thinks I'm a 15-year-old boy!
!!!
...
*Exerts enormous self-control*
OK lah.
So how? Think you can do well? How many A's do you think you can get?
Err. Seven?
Wah.. Very confident huh?
Heh.
But you have to remember PMR is just the first step for you. SPM is the real thing. You better start study for Form 4.
Yeah uncle. I study already.
Wah! Good for you! Study hard so that you can get all A's for your SPM!
Yes yes.
OK lah, enjoy your breakfast. And good luck!
Huh. I was too sleepy and my command of Hokkien is not enough to convey the very complex idea that I am actually a girl.
I give up.
8 comments:
**pengsan**... told u to start wearing a tee rainbows and ponies... with sexy hunks at the back...
Which shop is it anyway?
Is your hair really that short? The last time I saw you your hair was shoulder-length...
Ah, well, maybe the shopkeeper realized you were a girl after talking to you. I mean, your voice shouldn't sound like a boy to him. If not, he must be blind and deaf
Haha. Don't be sad. This morning, I had 1 uncle asking my mother beside me. "When school reopens, he will be in form what?" Although he did not say i'm PMR, i know what was running on his mind. Luckily my sex was not being questioned. Hehe.
@cedric: how many girls you know walk around with tees like that? O.o
@fern: the old geezer probably has glaucoma and a calcified eardrum for all i know.
@yumi: us boys are eternally oppressed, huh? oh well. high 5! that means we can go back to school!
OK. That's depressing....
Nvm la. Since you are used to it :P
By the way, you don't look so like a child as yumi.....
You look more matured.
*probably only i think like such*
By the way, have a good holiday....
Sigh....
not many... but desperate times call for desperate measure... haha
but seriously, have u seen some hua lian girls with a boy-razor-buzz haircut before? I wonder if they get the same thing...
LOL. PMR student!! and you're still being polite with him. lol. am so proud of you.
The people remaining in Akasia thinks block five, laman 3 is haunted now. got random burst of laughter emitting from here... and it's your fault.
People thinks my four years younger sister is older than me. How depressing is that?
I wanna hear about your driving lessons. :) haven't seen you in a while. take pictures of people please? :D
@cedric: you'd have to ask the boy-razor-buzz haircut girls i guess?
@peaches: you think maybe because we are vertically challenged? but height has nothing to do with age... and i know you miss me! xoxo
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