And it was all in Hokkien. And you know how great my Hokkien is! Oh, and a healthy mix of Mandarin too. And you definitely know how great my Mandarin is!
BUT, since I am such a great driver *ahem* I managed to do everything right even though my instructor(hereafter known as Geezer)'s instructions were pretty hazy *insert image of intrepid explorer*
I initially had trouble with the 1st gear cuz I didn't understand that you are NOT supposed to lift the clutch all the way up. But I got the message eventually :D
Things got pretty dull after that. I mean, how interesting can cruising along a road ten times over get? And Geezer kept going "Kah ban.. kah ban.."(Slower.. slower..). I was doing less than forty! On an empty stretch! Can't you see that tortoise zooming past?! Felt like pretending the accelerator was the brake, but I think I better get my licence first, yes?
Anyway, here is the most interesting part of the entire thing.
See, Geezer was reminding me to let go of the clutch slooowly for the first gear:
Ban ban gia khi lai, boy.
So I slowly....(!)
What?
What did you just call me?
(!!!)
Boy?
After you took my IC and freaking wrote my very feminine name on a paper?
Boy?
In bright sunlight and sitting barely 50cm from me?
BOY?
Confirm.
My driving instructor is blind :P
10 comments:
Seriously, there are really some problems with that.
2nd one,i believe?
NVM. As long as your friends are not blind, it's ok.
We understand....
*evil smile*
gosh!!u might seriously consider of changing a driving instrustor.but then again,the pic of u in ur IC looks like a boy...(rmb the comments of our SPM invigilators on the day of our accounts paper??)lol.
Haha, sui ying, you are yet again confirmed to be in the same group with me. I think it is not as shocking as the first one.
EH WHAT COMMENTS DURING ACCOUNTS ?
@KJ: no its not the 2nd one! i have so many 'boy encounters' already!
@yan: you sengaja remind me of the accounts invigilator hor! you altantuya you!!
@yumi: High5!
@snaim: see, this Prinsip Akaun invigilator was checking to make sure we're not imposters. She stared so long at my IC.. Stare at IC, stare at me, stare at IC, stare at me.
So I said: Tak sama, kan?
She said: Memang. Nampak macam laki.
Did I remember correctly, yan?
What the hell? Damn! Poor you la! You should go and remake your ic! And your passport and visa, remember to have photos of you having long hair.
If not, i think you will not be permitted to enter US....
*stuck at the immigration department*
yeah...something like that.and then someone said it looks more like ur bro then u(i think it's either jane or me...maybe both of us)
hey suiying!!my looks is no where near altantuya.i don't wanna be blown up into pieces...and i still rmb u pointed to the left n told the invigilator,"dia punya macam altantuya..."LOL.
*pats yan on shoulder*
you may not look like altantuya, but your IC photo damn well does :)
i'll be glad if u put all of 'boy' encounters in a posst anyway...
hahahahhaha...
boy. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha
BOY!!!!! lol.
funnie as hell!!!!
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